Mrs. Timmy Jenkins, born Tina Martin, now age 84, saw the writing on the wall in her early teens.
She saw more elderly women becoming homeless and unable to take care of themselves.
Fewer and fewer women were getting married. This meant fewer children being born.
Tina saw women voluntarily abandoning vital life sustaining millenia-old support systems that older women need to survive healthily and comfortably into their 60s and beyond.
Those are husbands, children and grandchildren.
She saw more and more elderly women indigent and with no one to take care of their basic needs like going to the doctor, making sure they took medications, and helping to keep their houses clean when they lost the mental and physical acuity to do so.
She saw more elderly women having to cohabitate, à la The Golden Girls.
She knew even at the age of 13, that the number of homeless women was going to increase exponentially in the future.
She decided that this was not going to happen to her.
She did her research and found out the following:
- The younger she got married the more healthy children she could have.
- Mothers who stay at home to raise their kids form the strongest bonds with those children.
- She needed to find a man able to financially support everyone while she stayed at home.
- She then began to research what those men wanted in order to take the risk of being married and supporting a woman at home with their children. She learned men face incredible risks getting married.
- Traditional men want traditional women. Men aren’t offered marriage any longer. She found it was very simple. Men want what they have gotten from a wife up until recent times:
- A virgin (Virgins divorce their husbands least)
- A fit women
- A feminine women
- A cooperative woman who will get on his program.
- A woman with no college degree as college educated women divorce their husbands and break up their families at a much higher rate.
- A woman who was a mother first and wanted that as her main vocation.
- A conservative woman in dress, values and demeanor.
- A woman who lives her life a future husband would respect.
She learned that men hit their financial stride at 35-40 years old.
So that was a perfect target age for the man she would hopefully marry at 18.
She learned that Christian men were most likely to want a stay-at-home mom.
So Tina set about making herself into “traditional wife material” so the right man could find her attractive enough to create a traditional family and home life with her.
She would make sure she stayed a virgin, dressed conservatively and wore little or no make-up.
At 15, she started to market herself by going to the local churches around her home.
She dressed very modestly, with no skin showing from her neck to below the knee.
She stayed in excellent physical shape.
She made sure that she socialized as much as possible after church services were over and helped the other women with food preparation, serving and cleaning up.
She spoke to the priests to let them know her intentions and the priest couldn't be more excited to have a traditional young woman in their midst to marry one of their well-to-do traditional Christian men who are looking for someone just like her.
She made sure to never be flirtatious, or make the first approach to talk to a man.
One day, when Tina was 17, at Our Lady of Fatima Church, Monsignor Rudden introduced her to Timmy Jenkins, a 38-year-old local attorney and very successful real estate developer.
He had never been married as he never met a woman who offered him the traditional Christian life he desired.
They began their courtship by agreeing to come to the same mass each week and having coffee afterward downstairs in the community room.
For an entire year that's the only place that they met.
She discussed with him that she understood all the risks involved for men in marriage.
She told him she had no need for college as motherhood would be her life’s work.
She researched the reasons why so many high value men avoid marriage, so she proposed the following to Timmy.
She said she would agree to sign any prenuptial agreement, including that he would get full physical custody of their children and she would leave with no assets, alimony or child support, should she break up his family.
She said she would take a polygraph test to verify her virginity as well as be examined physically by a physician.
Her 5 year marketing and planning efforts paid off as when she turned 18 Timmy went to her parents to ask for her hand in marriage.
They quickly agreed and 6 months later they were married.
She would purposefully raise her children to follow her same path as that was part of her Grandma Insurance Policy.
Her girls should avoid college and marry as soon as possible.
Her boys should strive to be entrepreneurs so they can have the money necessary to support a wife and many children at home.
65 years later.
Timmy has long since passed away. Tina was left with more than a comfortable nest-egg.
Tina is 84 years old.
Her six children, 30 grandchildren and 11 great grandchildren dote on her constantly. She never wants for anything.
She reads news articles about the struggles childless single senior citizen women are having and she smiles smugly.
She thinks to herself: “Poor planning ladies!”
Her house is spotless, never needs to Uber to go food shopping or to one of her many doctor’s appointments, and her dog is walked three times per day.
She always has rides to family gatherings where she plays the proud matriarch.
She has created an army of emotionally invested, dedicated home health aides and personal assistants, and best of all, they are free!
