Tina, Timmy’s Wife: “You know how stupid and white trash I felt? Everyone else’s car was stolen except mine!” Tina Jenkins was yelling at her husband, Timmy, just after returning from the yoga studio. She was always complaining that her husband was cheap and now the broader community knew just how cheap he was. She […]
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Definitions: felicitations fe·lic·i·ta·tions /fəˌlisəˈtāSH(ə)nz/ noun words expressing praise for an achievement or good wishes on a special occasion They lay in their marital bed, the second one for both. She on the right, lying on her right side, and he on the left, lying on his back with his eyes open. It is 3am.
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Timmy Jenkins, age 20, accepted a job an entire year before graduating from Stanford University with dual PHDs in Geology and Economics. Competition for him was international and fierce. Finding young men with genius IQs was relatively easy, but Timmy had that one in a million combination of deep and wide technical analytical ability with
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Author’s Note: Faces of minors have been obscured for their privacy. We find ourselves at the NJ Pennsylvania border. A car with NJ plates attempting to enter New Hope Pennsylvania is pulled over. There are four occupants. A father, mother and two identically dressed dapper children. Two PA state troopers approach the passenger side.
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Definitions & Statistics: Roman Numeral CCC = 300. Genghis Khan (ca. 1162–1227) – Genghis Khan was the founder and first khagan of the Mongol Empire, which he ruled from 1206 until his death in 1227; it later became, and remains, the largest contiguous empire in history. He sired so many children in his 65 years,
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Author’s Note: This is a work of fiction. Definitions: MOAB – Mother of all Bombs The GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast bomb. The MOAB is also called “The Mother of all Bombs” by scientists and the community alike. El Male Rachamim (God full of compassion) – is a Jewish prayer for the departed that is
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Author’s Note: All images contained herein were generated with artificial intelligence and are not of living people. Definitions: Leftover Women – Women who remain unmarried and childless in their late twenties and beyond. The year is 2040 and all of feminism’s waves, the last being the fourth, have been exposed for the societal contagion they
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Authors’ Note – This essay is written strictly from a marketing perspective. Lesbians and Gays were unique strong brands built over centuries. It is my belief their merger with other sexuality and gender groups was a mistake on many levels. Definitions: Female – A Human with two X Chromosomes (XX) aka Biological Female Male
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“Grandpa, you can’t and you know that you can’t.” He paused. He was standing on the stage at Carnegie Hall, his back to the audience. He was facing a full big band, one that would have put any Miller or Goodman band to shame. Most importantly, he was standing in front of his drummer, who
Definitions: Female Human – Someone with two X Chromosomes (XX) Male Human – Someone with one X and one Y Chromosome (XY) We find ourselves in the year 2050. Many years have passed since The Woke Mind-Virus Inquiries of 2037. The Woke Mind-Virus Inquiries exposed that starting in the mid 1900s, most of the government
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