Tina, Timmy’s Wife: “You know how stupid and white trash I felt? Everyone else’s car was stolen except mine!” Tina Jenkins was yelling at her husband, Timmy, just after returning from the yoga studio. She was always complaining that her husband was cheap and now the broader community knew just how cheap he was. She […]
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Definitions & Statistics: Roman Numeral CCC = 300. Genghis Khan (ca. 1162–1227) – Genghis Khan was the founder and first khagan of the Mongol Empire, which he ruled from 1206 until his death in 1227; it later became, and remains, the largest contiguous empire in history. He sired so many children in his 65 years,
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Author’s Note: All images contained herein were generated with artificial intelligence and are not of living people. Definitions: Leftover Women – Women who remain unmarried and childless in their late twenties and beyond. The year is 2040 and all of feminism’s waves, the last being the fourth, have been exposed for the societal contagion they
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Authors’ Note – This essay is written strictly from a marketing perspective. Lesbians and Gays were unique strong brands built over centuries. It is my belief their merger with other sexuality and gender groups was a mistake on many levels. Definitions: Female – A Human with two X Chromosomes (XX) aka Biological Female Male
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Definitions: Female Human – Someone with two X Chromosomes (XX) Male Human – Someone with one X and one Y Chromosome (XY) We find ourselves in the year 2050. Many years have passed since The Woke Mind-Virus Inquiries of 2037. The Woke Mind-Virus Inquiries exposed that starting in the mid 1900s, most of the government
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Tina Oppenheimer, 18 years old, graduated high school just a few months ago. This summer vacation, she got an entry level clerical job with a law firm owned by one of her father’s attorney clients, Timmy Einstein, Esq., aged 30. Tina’s parents had a life plan for their daughter. She had been accepted by an
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Dr. Timmy’s Receptionist: “Dr. Timmy, there must be 500 people outside now.” Dr. Timmy: “Keep the door locked. The police should be here at any moment.” The protesters were holding signs that said: “Skin Color Does Not Correlate To Higher Rates Of Disease! End Dermatological Bigotry!” Dr. Timmy Johnson, a renowned Dermatologist with 40 years
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The Hands-Out dating ritual will start about 2035. That is when the technology will become cheap, portable and reliable enough. Tina took extra time getting ready for her date with Timmy. She hadn’t been this excited for a date in a long time. She felt he was a real boy. Her friends laughed at her.
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Definitions: Police Officer PTSD: PTSD is only one consequence of trauma exposure, which switches the brain to fight-or-flight mode, and quick survival-related decision-making. The brain is always on alert, trying to prevent recurrence of trauma. Those with PTSD experience nightmares, flashbacks, intrusive memories, anger, insomnia, avoidance of any reminder of trauma, and social withdrawal, among
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