Definitions:
Anchor Baby: A term used to refer to a child born to non-citizen parents in a country that has birthright citizenship which will therefore help the parents and other family members gain legal residency.
Happy Ending Massage: When a person, male or female, is brought to sexual fulfillment via hand manipulation, sometimes lubricated, at the end of a massage session.
We find ourselves in a U.S. District Court listening in to part of the trial related to The Happy Ending Paternity Scam of 2020-2028.
Dr. Chang Wong Kim, fertility expert, is on the stand.
Dr. Kim has agreed to testify in exchange for immunity.
U.S. District Attorney, Tina Jenkins, has just started questioning him.
Tina: “Dr. Kim, Tell the court your professional background.”
Dr. Kim: “I am a Harvard trained fertility doctor with a countrywide practice in embryonics and in-vitro fertilization.”
Tina: “Dr. Kim, take us back to how this all started for you.”
Dr. Kim: “I was approached by some Chinese nationals who offered me large sums of money to inseminate Chinese women who were in the U.S. illegally.”
Tina: “How were you compensated? And what was the true end goal besides impregnating these women?”
Dr. Kim: “I received $50,000 in addition to my usual fees for each healthy baby born.
There were three simple goals. The first goal was to have babies that were better than anchor babies. I call them Super Anchor Babies.
Usually both parents of an Anchor Baby are non U.S. citizens. This can delay U.S. citizenship and benefits processing for the child and mother.
The babies I and others created all had fathers that were U.S. citizens guaranteeing citizenship and benefits to the infants and mothers immediately.
Although they were not at the birth, I made sure each father’s name was added to the birth certificate.
The second goal was to extort as much money from these American biological fathers as possible.
The third goal, and most important, was to raise these ½ American children to become governmental and corporate spies for the Chinese Communist Party (CCP). Their biracial genetics will make them a rare minority, thus giving them extreme social justice gravitas which is priceless in America today. Anyone that questions them will be called a racist and canceled. They will sit very near the top of the woke hierarchy and therefore get preference over others in school and job applications.
All of this was fully financed by U.S. citizens and welfare programs.”
Tina: “Where did the sperm come from?”
Dr. Kim: “The sperm came from men who requested Happy Endings at the end of their massages in Chinese owned massage parlors.”
A loud collective gasp was heard in the courtroom and the judge smashed his gavel and called everyone to order.
Dr. Kim: “The towels used to collect the sperm were brought into a back room and the sperm quickly deposited into sample bags and then into climate controlled sperm transport cases. Each bag was uniquely numbered, and the unknowing donor’s information was entered into a database later. We also cryogenically saved and cataloged some of each sample in case we needed them for court cases in the future.
In the tri-state area all of the transport cases were brought to my lab and the sperm was used to inseminate Chinese women who were illegally in the country. We had 200 to 300 of these ovulating women on rotation at all times.”
Tina: “How did these women get into the country?”
Dr. Kim: “99% walked right into the U.S. from Mexico. They all had transportation waiting for them on the U.S. side of the border and were brought to live close to the labs in the sectors around the country.”
Tina: “How many women did you inseminate from 2020 through 2028? And how many similar doctors were there around the country?”
Dr. Kim: “9,973 successful inseminations were performed out of which 8,976 children were born during that time in my sector. I believe there were 20 sectors around the country including mine.”
Tina: “So, let’s see, rounding it up to 9,000, multiply by 20, so 180,000 Super Anchor Babies born of this scheme approximately?”
Dr. Kim: “I think that sounds reasonable.”
Tina: “Once the children were born, what were the next steps?”
Dr. Kim: “The fathers, some of whom were married, were sued in family court and were ordered to pay monthly support.”
Tina: “What is the average monthly amount the men were ordered by the court to pay?”
Dr. Kim: “$1,200.00.”
Tina grabbed her phone and talked out loud as she did the calculations: “180,000 Super Anchor Babies times $1,200 per month equals $216,000,000 per month all being laundered into the hands of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) from U.S. citizens.”
Dr. Kim: “I’ll take your word for it. Remember, this never would have been so profitable unless so many marriage aged American men could not find sexual partners. 100 years ago this would have never worked.
Those tens of millions of lonely men in the U.S. were our main and easy targets.
Eventually pornography is not satisfying, so some of them seek real in-person physical sexual attention. Some seek out prostitutes, but most of these men are too shy for that. Getting a Happy Ending seems less “dirty” and a physically safer way to have a real woman touch them. It is also relatively inexpensive.
The odds of getting an STD from a Happy Ending is very low as only hands are used. And even though condoms were never used, they all thought there was no way an unwanted pregnancy could occur.
Of course, on that point they were all very wrong.
It really is a great and necessary system to be honest.
Now these men are forced to pay child support for children they never see and their childrens’ mothers they never knew.”
Tina: “Dr. Kim, I am going to show you a series of pictures. Please say yes to any image you recognize as being involved in this crime syndicate.”
100 pictures were shown on the big screen in the courtroom and Dr. Kim said yes 73 times.
Even after the entire organization was imprisoned for life under The Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO), the victims still had to pay because the children needed to be supported through age 18, or 22 in case they were to go to college.
The mothers were not indicted as it could not be proven they had knowledge of the larger scheme. They were victims as well, being mothers against their will. The government also realized that someone needed to take care of these hundreds of thousands of children.
The men who attempted to sue the mothers for paternity fraud were told by their attorneys that that only applies when the baby was proven to not be theirs.
Also, even if it wasn't their child, there was no law against paternity fraud in the United States and sperm theft (namely a woman becoming pregnant against a man's will or without his consent) is not illegal anywhere.
For example, a woman could be impregnated by one man, and tell another he was the father, and have him pay child support for another man’s child for decades, and there was no punishment for her.
The fathers sued the Chinese conspirators in civil court and won large settlements. Unfortunately, all of the money resided in Chinese banks and out of the U.S. court’s jurisdiction.
So the fathers got nothing and still had to pay.
Long after the court cases were over, and those responsible were brought to justice, there was no Happy Ending for the fathers, mothers or their children.
