Story – James O’Phalen CCC

Definitions & Statistics:

Roman Numeral CCC = 300.

Genghis Khan (ca. 1162–1227) - Genghis Khan was the founder and first khagan of the Mongol Empire, which he ruled from 1206 until his death in 1227; it later became, and remains, the largest contiguous empire in history. He sired so many children in his 65 years, that today 8% of men in 16 populations spanning Asia (and 0.5% of men worldwide) share nearly identical Y-chromosome sequences.

Fatherless Single Mother Home Statistics

  • 72% of juvenile murderers, and 60% of rapists came from single mother homes
  • Growing up without a father could permanently alter the structure of the brain, and produce more children who are more aggressive and angry. Children brought up only by a single mother have a higher risk of developing deviant behavior, including drug abuse
  • Girls raised without fathers are more sexually promiscuous, and more likely to end up divorced.
  • 70% of teen births occur to girls in single mother homes.
  • 63% of all youth suicides,
  • 70% of all teen pregnancies,
  • 71% of all adolescent chemical/substance abusers,
  • 80% of all prison inmates, and
  • 90% of all homeless and runaway children, came from single mother homes.

Children brought up in single mother homes are:

  • 5 times more likely to commit suicide,
  • 9 times more likely to drop out of high school,
  • 10 times more likely to abuse chemical substances,
  • 14 times more likely to commit rape,
  • 20 times more likely to end up in prison,
  • 32 times more likely to run away from home.

7,000 BC. The ice sheet of the last ice age still covers most of Northern Ireland, but it was receding more and more each year. Southern Ireland was green and lush.

English and European settlers made their way to southeastern Ireland.

These were hunter gatherers and would be until formal agriculture was instituted 3,000 years later.

As with all mammalian groups, Irish clans were led by one Alpha Male.

The tribes were militant and raids were common where men were killed and women and livestock were pillaged.

James O’Phalen I, who historians would later call the Genghis Khan of Ireland, headed one such clan.

He sat on a high ridge and viewed the distant smoke from the fires of his nearest adversary’s village.

This adversary had recently attacked, and although James was victorious, some of his men were killed, and some women and livestock taken.

James was of high intelligence, at least relative to his Neolithic Period male counterparts.

He sat on that ridge, eyes closed, and tried to relive the recent attack. He pondered his vulnerabilities. In his mammalian brain he tried to think of ways to protect his clan. He realized that he simply needed more men.

He sired as many children as possible. As he was the clan leader, all of the most fertile women belonged to him. 99% of men did not have the opportunity to sire children.

James led the hunts, and James returned with the meat, gaining all the accolades and credit, and the women.

James thought long and hard. “How do we get more men?"

He returned to that ridge for many months and strategized.

He eventually came up with a simple answer. "If I shared the women, then eventually there would be more men, making us safer.

The sharing of concubines had never happened before.

James began to employ a new strategy. At the end of each hunt, he stopped the hunting party outside the village. He made sure the other men carried all the meat into the village. He told them to approach the woman they fancied most, drop to one knee, bow their heads, hold up the meat and say: “For you My Lady.”

He continued this until the women became attracted to these lesser, but new, provider males.

There was a baby boom.

James still sired more children than any other man, but fewer than he had been.

One unintended benefit was that men from other clans heard of women not being hoarded by the clan leader, and they came and requested entry, exponentially increasing the clan size.

Within 20 years the O’Phalen clan ruled all of southern Ireland.

James O’Phalen I's army was the biggest and most loyal.

Current day, 300 generations later.

Birthrates have been dropping precipitously for the past several decades in all western nations.

This has created a shortage of able-bodied young men, leaving the United States in a vulnerable position on many levels.

The ranks of the military have been thinning and those that volunteer to serve are not able-bodied or able-minded. This is leaving the country at severe risk. This has the country teetering on external instability.

Fewer males born meant that important military, engineering, medical, infrastructure and physical labor jobs were going unfilled.

This has the country teetering on internal instability. This lack of able-bodied and able-minded young men had made us much less competitive in the international business sectors.

Today, James O’Phalen CCC (The 300th) is announcing his campaign for President Of The United States.

He doesn’t realize it, but he is facing the same, albeit larger, problem that James O’Phalen I, faced 300 generations ago.

So James O’Phalen CCC, atop a ridge overlooking Washington DC, pondered: “How Do We Get More Men?"

He returned to that ridge for many months and strategized.

Then the more important question materialized: “How do we get more women to marry and have more children beyond replacement values?

It was simple. He realized if he incentivized married men and women to have children, then eventually there would be more men, making us safer.

Then, when his entire platform was ready, he approached a podium.

To my fellow citizens of the United States, I'm very proud to announce that I'm running for president of these United States!

We have a crisis that not many people are willing to talk about.

Birth rates have plummeted which means that the accomplished and strong men of prior generations are not being replaced with the same or better younger men.

This is the largest existential threat that our nation has ever faced.

This goes beyond the threat of nuclear war or domestic terrorism.

For almost 100 years now traditional families, with fathers out working and mothers tending to the home and children, have been maligned and neglected in the body politic. These traditional families are the bedrock upon which this great nation rests

I will make it my main mission to foster and appreciate men and women who have made the ultimate commitment of getting married and having a family.

There is nothing more patriotic than having a traditional family.

Children raised in these traditional homes have by far the best outcomes. All American children deserve that opportunity.

To that end, if I am elected, married couples will get a 25% tax break for each child they bring into this world. So this means traditional families with four children will pay no federal income tax.

As the negative outcomes for children raised in single mother households have been well documented, those parents will face a 50% increase in their tax rates. The financial and quality of life costs to society caused by single mother homes must be paid for by the mothers causing this societal cataclysm.

And shame must be brought to bear on those single mothers providing substandard life outcomes to their children.

People that make conscious decisions that negatively impact society need to have financial consequences or their bad behaviors will be repeated in future generations. This has been proven out by our recent history the past few decades.

For far too long we have rewarded degenerate behaviors. Under my administration, this will end.

I will institute a system of parental indictments which hold parents 100% responsible for their children’s crimes.

We need to eradicate teen births and out of wedlock births.

I will raise the age of consent to 25 years old, and make it a felony with 1 year minimum jail time for anyone to engage in any level of sexual conduct prior to that age, including minors.

But I will make the age of consent 20 years old for those who are legally married. It is completely unnecessary for any unmarried person under 25 to have sexual relations. Nothing good for our nation can come of it, so I will outlaw it.

It is simple, the government should reward behaviors that benefit the broader society and punish people for behaviors that don’t.

Again, our plummeting birth rates in traditional homes are the largest threat to our democracy. I will do all I can to reverse this trend to make sure the next hundred years are the most plentiful and safest in our nation's history.

Thank you very much for your time.

James O'Phalen CCC was elected in a landslide.

There was a baby boom of the best kind of children.

His policy set in motion a demographic rejuvenation and reversed the trend of declining birth rates.

Out of wedlock birth rates plummeted as the tax penalty for single parent households forced people to change their behaviors.

More children were born to intact families.

This made for stronger and emotionally balanced children, which made the entire nation stronger.

It was a super generation never before seen in our country.

That generation would be eventually called Baby Boomers 2.0 or Baby Boomers² (Baby Boomers Squared).

Men and women alike had never been happier.

Men could be traditional providers with wives at home, which is what they wanted.

Mothers, released from the burden of having to earn an income due to the large tax breaks, could stay at home and raise their children the way most of them wanted to.

The United States was again the “Shining City On A Hill."