The Hands-Out dating ritual will start about 2035. That is when the technology will become cheap, portable and reliable enough.
Tina took extra time getting ready for her date with Timmy.
She hadn’t been this excited for a date in a long time. She felt he was a real boy. Her friends laughed at her. Collectively Tina and her friends had had 20 Hands-Out failures this year.
Timmy was special and she knew it. They had been chatting via the latest dating app called xx/xy. The basis of the app is that users agreed to have their biological sex verified at the first physical meeting.
This was controversial in woke circles, but the woke had begun to realize you can’t battle 100,000 years of human biological evolution.
We find ourselves at Pier 27. It is a beautiful summer evening, 72 degrees and not a cloud in the sky.
Timmy and Tina have agreed to meet at “Bar Cis-Hetero” at the end of the pier.
Timmy and his witness arrived early and made small talk.
Tina arrived five minutes late with her witness.
The witnesses were there to hold the device and perform the genetic scan.
Timmy and Tina faced each other and held out their right hand palm-side down.
The witnesses turn on the devices and place the detection portion on the top of their hands.
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The Devices' Displays Read:
Tina: "I knew you were a real boy!"
Timmy: "No, Tina, I am a boy, fake boys are called girls."
They went on to marry and had 5 children, and 17 grandchildren.
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