Tina Oppenheimer, 18 years old, graduated high school just a few months ago. This summer vacation, she got an entry level clerical job with a law firm owned by one of her father’s attorney clients, Timmy Einstein, Esq., aged 30.
Tina’s parents had a life plan for their daughter. She had been accepted by an Ivy League University to start in September. Her mother never went to college and instead chose the traditional path of marriage at 19 and motherhood as her main vocation.
While Tina was growing up, her mom would often say: “Tina, you are going to do so much more than mommy has done with her life.”
This always confused Tina because her mom seemed so happy having dedicated her life to her husband, children and keeping a home.
Tina’s friends, whose moms worked outside the house, always came to her house after school instead of going home to a house where the mothers worked.
Tina loved that her mom was always home.
It is the third Sunday of August, and the family is sitting down for dinner. Suddenly the doorbell rings, and when Tinas’s dad opens the front door, Timmy Einstein is standing there, dressed in his Sunday best.
Timmy: “Mr. Oppenheimer, can I come in?”
Tina’s Dad: “Timmy Einstein, to what do we owe this surprise visit?”
Tina comes to the door and says: “Dad, I invited him for dinner.”
Dad looks suspiciously at both of them, then moves to the side and motions his hand for Timmy to enter.
They all move to the dining room and Tina’s mom says: “Oh Hi Timmy, what are you doing here?”
Tina says: “I invited him for dinner.”
Tina’s Mom: “Timmy is Tina not performing well at work? Are you here to fire her?”
Timmy, laughing and reaching for Tina’s right hand with his left says:
“No, sort of the opposite. I want to give her a promotion. I am here to ask for Tina’s hand in marriage.”
The room became silent and Tina’s parents stared at each other for a moment and then stared at Timmy and Tina.
Tina’s mom: "Timmy, I am not sure if you are kidding, but we have a plan for Tina’s life we have been working on for 18 years, and marriage is about 12 years away, so we may have to reschedule you asking this question. Now, let’s eat.”
Tina: “I don’t want to go to college. The problem with my life plan is that no one asked me what I wanted. Mom, I want the same life you have chosen. Aren’t you happy with that same choice you made? I want to be just like you when I grow up. I want to be home when my kids come home from school.”
Tina’s Dad: “We want you to go to college and explore the world in your twenties.”
Tina asks: “How is that going to help me be a mother and a wife? What's the benefit of that? Can’t I explore the world with my husband in my twenties? What is the benefit of a woman, who wants to be a wife and mother, accumulating traumas and sexual baggage?"
Tina’s Mom: “Well Tina, there are many benefits to….”
Tina, interrupting: “Benefits? So you want me to live with strangers for four, years, no six years, because I am sure my life plan includes a Masters Degree?
You want me to live in the degenerate cesspool that is today’s modern universities? Have you seen the videos and pictures of the students of the schools I was accepted by? Have you done any real research on the culture of these schools? Have you seen how intolerant they all are against any idea they don’t agree with?
Freaks, all of them freaks. Do you want me to be immersed in the drugs and alcohol drenched hook-up culture during my most fertile years? What parents would send their impressionable daughters away to these disgusting sewers?
Did you know that 38% of Grey University’s student body identify as NOT straight. Mom and Dad, this is insane groupthink.”
Tina’s Mom: “You will eventually be on the board of the Atomic Energy Commission, just like your great uncle, J. Robert.”
Tina, ignoring her mother’s comment: “I ask again, how does any of this help me be a good wife and mother?
Will this make me more attractive to a man like Timmy or less?”
Tina’s stare goes back and forth directly towards her parents’ faces.
Silence.
Timmy chimes in: “The women my age are not marriage material. Tina and I want many kids. Women my age are losing fertility everyday.
Many may not be able to have one child. Most of them have been having uncommitted promiscuous sex since high school. Most of them have gone through a ho (whore) phase. Who would want a woman like that as a wife and mother of his children? No man I know.
Your daughter is untainted by all of this. She deserves a traditional masculine man, ready to provide for her and her children. Just like you found Mrs. Oppenheimer.
Single women my age have lived mostly carefree, careless and immoral lives and they think they deserve a traditional provider male.
They are insane.
I have worked my butt off since I was ten years old to get to where I am. I want to give my children the best possible chance at a great life.
That is with your daughter home raising them and me building my law practice to support everyone.
For all that I offer and have built, I deserve a traditionally feminine wife. Just like you found Mr. Oppenheimer.
If you tell me to wait 12 years for Tina, I will have a very large family with someone else by then.”
Tina continues: “Dad, you married mom when she was 19. Would you have married her at 30 after 15 years of sleeping around and promiscuity? Come on Dad, be honest.”
Tina’s Dad: “Never.”
Tina’s Mom gasped, looked shocked and said: “Charles!!?”
Tina’s Dad continues: “I would never have married someone so old as I wanted six children. Tina, you are child number 5 and you are right, if I married your mother when she was 30, we would have had maybe two kids. And I would only marry a woman with 1, 2 or 0 other romantic partners in her past. And I would never marry a woman who ever had uncommitted sex, or how do the young people say? hooked up or had situationships or one night stands. I knew I had to find someone much younger than me. No 30 year old could have met that criteria.”
Tina’s Mom: “Are you siding with them?”
Tina started to emotionally ramble: “I should be living a life that a husband would be proud of and respect. So why do I need to go to college when I know what my vocation is supposed to be?
I want to be this man's wife and I eventually want to have his children and that's what I'm going to do. To do that, I don't need to go to college. University professors demonize motherhood and masculine men.
My starting a family now reduces so many risks older women face. The younger I have kids, the safer the outcomes for me and it greatly lowers the risk of disabilities for my kids. By 30 I will be done having children, just like you mom.
Most importantly, I am a virgin, and virgins get divorced least.
Sounds like a very sound plan to me and Timmy.
He's a great Christian man. We are in love and we haven't even held hands or kissed yet. We have no plans to until he carries me over the threshold on our wedding night.
Our age difference is almost the same as you two.
That's why he's here today. He wants to take care of me. He wants to have a family with me and have many kids with me and that's exactly what I've always wanted.
He sees my true value. Men of means or higher value, don’t care how much money women make or if they have any degrees. Those qualities have nothing to do with being a wife and mother and keeping a home.
Since I was young, you and my teachers have taught me to be masculine.
Some of my teachers even tried to convince me I was not a girl.
Why have you all taught me to be a man? And why have you taught me that masculine men are dangerous? Timmy is dangerous? Yes he is, to any other man who bothers me.
I don't want to be a man. I don't want to go to college, get drunk every weekend, sleep with strangers and then graduate and go work for some nameless faceless commission or corporation.
How have they so easily brainwashed generations of women to think this is better and more fulfilling than being a stay at home mother?
So, Mom and Dad, what would you have me do, how long should I wait? I'm in love now, I should wait till I'm 28 or 30 and establish what you think is a career in the meantime which most likely will be just a job?
You want me to strive to work at the Atomic Energy Commission instead of having kids? What is wrong with you? This is so twisted and distorted. My desk at the Atomic Energy Commission will not keep me safe and warm at night.
I can't bake a cake for, and sing Happy Birthday to, an office cubicle.
By then, Timmy will have married someone else and already have 4 kids.
Mom, you didn't go to college, so are you saying that you made a mistake and are unhappy?
Why aren’t you working for the Atomic Energy Commission?
Dad, would you have married Mom if she had gone to college and slept around and wanted you to wait until she was 28 or 30, of course not!
You just admitted that.
So what's the benefit for me following a traditional male path? All of this is just wanting to force women into being men and repress all of their natural biological femininity.
It’s like turning a cat into a dog. Society is brainwashing women to believe that being everything our bodies and minds tell us to be is wrong. Women have been brainwashed to think that motherhood equates to slavery, when working for a corporation actually is.
Why would I give my most fertile decade to college and work, when I could be nurturing my husband and children?
Again, what’s the benefit for me? You still haven’t answered that one?”
Silence
Tina continued: “Women are more depressed than ever taking this advice. Mom, more women today are depressed and on psychiatric medication than ever. They have all taken the advice you have given me. There are more single and childless 30 year old women than ever.
They're getting dogs instead of children - it's very, very sad and I don't want to lose this opportunity and wind up like that.
Have you ever seen a childless dog mom? It is the saddest thing ever."
Silence
Timmy says: “If Tina goes to college and we can’t start our family soon, I will have to renew my search for a wife and mother of my children.”
Tina’s Dad: “She is just a baby.”
Timmy says: “That was a bizarre statement. You are not in reality and are in denial. Tina is a woman. You wouldn’t be sending a baby to college.”
Tina’s Dad: “So you admit you want her because she is an 18 year old virgin?”
Timmy says: “No sir. I want her because she is a slender, fertile, Christian, cooperative and beautiful 18 year old virgin. If she were an overweight, unattractive, argumentative and masculine non-virgin like so many women are today, I wouldn’t be sitting here.”
Tina: “Mom, you honestly think at 30, I'm going to find a man like this to marry me? Men like this, want and get younger traditionally feminine and fertile women who can have kids and build a family and legacy with them.
At 30 years old I will have already lost most of my fertility and 100% of my youth. Men like Timmy know this. Today’s dating norms, where we match same aged people up, doesn't make sense for people who want a big family. It never makes sense for younger women who want to be stay at home moms.
I am most fertile now, at 18, and Timmy’s fertility is close to indefinite. At 30 he is now making enough money to support a wife at home with children. At 18, like my contemporaries, he did not.
If men and women want to both work and let strangers spend more time raising their children in daycare then age doesn't matter.
Men who marry virgins have the lowest divorce rate. Just like you two. 35 years married, 40 total years together. I want those odds.
Mom, why do you want me to go out and experience sex with other men? Is that what you're saying? Why would I want to sleep with other men when I'm in love with this man? How can we teach women to go out and have random sexual experiences with multiple men when that sickens a great potential husband?
Now, I know you tell me that's misogyny. That's not misogyny. It's very normal, it's biological.
Timmy won’t marry someone who's had one-night stands and indiscriminate sex. Just like dad didn’t.
A woman like that is not feminine and never can be. Those are masculine behaviors. Feminine women would never engage in them. And that's not the kind of woman men want raising their children.
So, Mom and Dad, I just turned 18 last month. Timmy is here asking you for my hand in marriage and we’d love your blessing, but don’t need it.
We will be married this November 1."
Tina’s Mom: “Young lady, there will be no marriage this November.”
Tina’s Dad: “I have to admit I am blindsided and disappointed by you Timmy.”
Timmy: “With all due respect, why do you think your opinion means anything to me with regard to this? I thought you would be ecstatic. Do you know how hard it is for dads to find decent men for their daughters? I came here showing you the utmost respect and until now have not touched your daughter out of that same respect. I am following your life plan sir. I want what you have had. I am complimenting you and your wife with my proposal.
You feel disappointed? Maybe you should sleep on that. You don’t want Tina to lose this chance.
I want to give us the best chance of having a successful marriage. Virgins get divorced leased. It's a risk for a man to get married today. They risk losing half of their assets and losing their children for the most part. So again, for me this is an incredibly risky proposition, but I'm willing to put my faith in your daughter and risk all of that.
Why would I marry another woman where the odds of me getting fleeced and losing my children in the long run are so high? It is insane to me that men get married with such a high risk of failure and financial and personal devastation.
The more sexual partners women have, the more likely they are to seek divorce.
But what is Tina risking? What is Tina giving up? Tina has only upside.
You both know I specialize in contract law. The marriage license should not even be a valid binding contract. It gives great benefits to the woman if she breaks it. A woman is incentivized to ruin her family and destroy her home. Men have no idea what they are binding themselves to when they get married.
If Tina doesn't get married young, everyday that passes reduces her possibility of getting married and having children. These are facts. Why are parents and educators giving young women advice as you've given your daughter? It is a recipe for disaster that is leaving more and more women single and childless and eventually devastated and with complete life regret.
So again, what is your aversion to this? It gives substantial benefits to your daughter and your future grandchildren.
Instead of expensive and unreliable IVF later we can have children naturally, and our marriage will most likely last for decades like yours has.
As Tina has been asking you, what are the benefits to her and her future if she takes the path you're suggesting or the one we’re going to take?”
Tina’s Dad could only muster a “Humph” and turned to look out the window.
Tina's mom had no answer either. Like so many women of her generation, she had chosen to be a stay-at-home mom and she was incredibly happy with that decision and would have chosen no other life path.
Yet, due to societal brainwashing, she had taught her daughter this was in some way a form of slavery and something she needed to warn them against instead of trying to foster it.
Mothers are telling their daughters that their most natural and biological instincts are a form of social engineering and should be ignored.
Tina and Timmy both got up and exited the dining room.
Timmy went outside and backed his pick-up truck to the garage, and got out of the truck and opened the tailgate.
Tina’s Mom and Dad watched from the dining room window.
Timmy entered the garage and he and Tina exited, both carrying Tina’s luggage and placed them in the bed of the truck.
Apparently Tina was anticipating her parents’ reaction.
Tina’s Mom yelled out of the window: “Young lady, if you don’t come back here this instant, you are no longer welcome in my house.”
Tina, came to the window and faced her mother directly.
“Mom, you need to think long and hard about things you say. You know me. Be careful what you threaten and wish for. Timmy and I will await both of your sincere in-person apologies.
If those apologies never come, my children will never know you. There will be no deathbed reconciliation. You are stubborn mom, but I am more than you could ever be.
Thank God I figured out the tragic path you were setting me on before it was too late.”
With that, Tina and Timmy were gone.
They eloped and married on November 1.
Jack Albert Einstein was born the following year on that very same day. The first of seven children born to the couple.
Grandma and grandpa finally came around and couldn’t imagine not having any of those seven grand-babies.
